A. Regular rocks are too heavy.
A. Because they're always a little short.
Q. Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A. They like to "go" first class!
Q. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A. He's Dublin over with laughter!
A. He couldn't afford plane fare.
Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Patty O'furniture!
Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
A. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure,they're green with envy!
Q: What do you get crossing Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A: To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A:Short ribs!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're very short-tempered!
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"
