Redneck Thanksgiving
You just may be having a Redneck Thanksgiving if Any of the following will be enjoyed by
Your Family this Thanksgiving!
- 01. If you have ever served Thanksgiving Dinner on a Ping Pong Table.
- 02. Thanksgiving Dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
- 03. If you have ever reused a paper plate.
- 04. If you have a complete set of salad bowls that says Cool Whip on the side.
- 05. If you have ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
- 06. If on Thanksgiving Day you have to choose which pet to eat.
- 07. If your Turkey Platter is an old hubcap.
- 08. If your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
- 09. If the only condiment on the table is Ketchup.
- 10. IF Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
- 11. IF you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
- 12. If the directions to your house include "turn off the paved road.
- 13. If you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
- 14. If you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
- 15. If your secret family recipe is illegal.
- 16. If you serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
- 17. If you watch the bowl games on a TV that is sitting on top of broken TV.
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