With the Most Romantic 1st Line and Sarcastic 2nd Line
| My darling, my lover, my wife. Marrying you screwed up my life. |
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| I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming! |
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| Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. |
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| Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss. But I'm leaving you for your little Sis |
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| I thought that I could love no other. That is until I met your brother. |
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| I want to feel your sweet embrace. But don't take that bag off your face. |
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| I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! |
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| My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? |
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| What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. |
