Money Down The Drain
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Tax his land Tax his bed Tax the table At which he's fed. |
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Tax his tractor Tax his mule Teach him taxes Are the rule. |
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Tax his cow Tax his goat Tax his pants Tax his coat. |
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Tax his ties Tax his shirt Tax his work Tax his dirt. |
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Tax his tobacco Tax his drink Tax him if he Tries to think |
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Tax his cigars Tax his beers If he cries, then Tax his tears. |
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Tax his car Tax his gas Find other ways To tax his ass |
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Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. |
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When he screams and hollers Then tax him some more Tax him till He's good and sore. |
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Then tax his coffin Tax his grave Tax the sod in Which he's laid. |
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Put these words upon his tomb. "Taxes drove me to my doom..." |
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When he's gone Do not relax Its time to apply The inheritance tax. |
