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Collards are green, My dog's name is Blue I'm so lucky to have A sweet thing like You |
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Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze Softer than Blue's Without all them fleas! |
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You move like the bass Which excites me in May You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway! |
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Yo're satisfy'n as okry Just a-fry'n in the pan Yo're fragrant as Snuff Right out of the can! |
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You have sum'a yor teeth For which I am proud I hold my head high When we're in a crowd! |
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On special occasions when You shave under yore arms. Well, I'm in hawg heaven And awed by yore charms! |
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Still them fellers at work, They all want to know. What I did to deserve Such a purdy young doe! |
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Like a roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man. To patch up life's troubles And fix what you can! |
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Yo're cute as a junebug Buzzin overhead. You ain't Mean like those far ants I found in my bed! |
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Cut from the best cloth Like a plaid flannel shirt. You spark up my life more Than a fresh load of dirt! |
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When you hold me tight Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete. Ain't nuttin I lack! |
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Yor complexion is perfection Like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years yore age, it keeps hidin! |
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Me n' you's like a moon pie With a RC cold drank. We go together like a Skunk goes with stank! |
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Some men buy chocolate For a Valentine's Day. They git it at Walmart, It's romantic that way! |
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Some men got roses On that Special Day From the cooler at Krogers. That's impressive, I say! |
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Some men buy diamonds From a flea market booth. Diamonds are forever they Explain, suave, and couth! |
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But for this man, Honey, These just won't do. Cause yo're too special, You sweet thing you! |
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I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, More useful than diamonds, It is a NEW troll'n motor! |
